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Last week, for reasons that are long and boring to explain, I went to Malia. In fact, I’ll just call it ‘Vagenda research purposes’. Now, for those of you who have not just experienced an involuntary shudder down the spinal cord – presumably you aren’t from the UK – let me explain: […]
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A much better rendition of Sylvia Plath, via listal Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Ok, yes, I know, it’s Vice. This is the magazine which has tried so desperately hard to be “edgy” that it has been known to hold a fashion shoot at a protest. This magazine’s previous attempts at supporting […]
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I am Little Miss Condom. It’s true. I might not have a crown or nothin’, but I haven’t had unprotected penetrative sex in six whole years. So when the letter arrives from the sexual health clinic telling me to call for the results of my yearly STD test, I ignore it for a […]
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Oh, Grazia, how I have missed you and your strange mix of current affairs and sandals. Where else would I find the ‘news’ that Karl Lagerfeld proposed to his cat being reported alongside the violent protests in Turkey? Wherein which other hallowed pages could I see both the headlines ‘She’s a Katie-in-waiting!’ (cover […]
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There is a new music video and I can’t stop watching it. After finishing finals, I hit up the Internet for a summertime tune that would serve my need to dance aimlessly around my room in my underwear – if ya catch my drift. Instead I collided into this enigma. Now I usually have […]
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The news (and I use this term loosely) that an American lass had dobbed in a guy TO HIS MUM after he sent her an unsolicited dick pic has got me all in a spin. I mean, I have questions. Quite a lot of questions. So this lady met Trevor – […]
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Never has any body part been advertised as much as breasts are. We see them every day. Hell, most the readers here have a pair. We’re so used to seeing tits in the media, (either stuffed into low cut tops, those on a plastic Barbie and shell-clad mermaid ones), that it doesn’t register sometimes how advertisements […]
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1.) School 2.) Exams 3.) The patriarchy 4.) The fact that statistically, even if I go to Oxbridge, I will get a less paid job than a man with the same qualifications 5.) Shitty Wi-Fi 6.) When the boy I like reads my texts and doesn’t reply 7.) More of my friends have lost […]
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Two of our writers open up (pun intended) about this painful condition Vulvodynia quite literally translates as ‘broken vagina’. Don’t worry if you’ve never heard of it, I hadn’t either. There I was, having sex one day completely fine, and the next ow ow ow fucking painful ow fucking hell ow. Now as […]
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Brilliant video from Hollie McNish. Well worth a watch. More awesomeness at www.holliemcnish.com Twitter here.
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I’ve had them all: Latina, Egyptian, Iranian, Italian, Greek, Indian. And I’m not talking about a world map covering a plethora of lovers. Rather, these are the nationalities people come up with when they take it upon themselves to guess where I’m really from. This guessing game is usually preceded by the […]
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Here are some things I was thinking about when I got tattooed: how much it would hurt the likelihood of my chosen design becoming the symbol of an extreme right/racist/sexist organisation at some point in the future what would happen if I fainted from the agony whilst getting tattooed (more specifically: if […]
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